💀️Sucking dicks and taking over the world💀

camsfarts:

queen-wienerlooks:

shego:

shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with

shout out to people who can have regular conversations with you naked.

shout out to being naked

(via jesussbabymomma)

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dulect:

could you please fill out this quick survey for me?

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(via nope-lifer)

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astoundly:

sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean

(Source: astoundly, via jeanmarcos-blog)

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offendedwhiteboy:

when you try to type ‘yeah’ and accidentally type ‘yesh’

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hellagays:

exdog:

paradoxes-for-breakfast:

reasons why halloween is the best holiday:

  1. you are not obliged to visit your relatives
  2. you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
  3. people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
  4. its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin

5. no one will look at you funny when you buy eighteen boxes of candy even though you fully intend to sit in the dark and eat them alone.

6. discount candy

(Source: caesarzeppeliofficial, via troyeistheshit)

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all-i-ever-wanted-dear:

shitfestcomic:

#135

I read this comic 2 days ago and I’m STILL laughing at it

all-i-ever-wanted-dear:

shitfestcomic:

#135

I read this comic 2 days ago and I’m STILL laughing at it

(via jeanmarcos-blog)

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sunsgodown:

true friends don’t judge each other

they judge other people

together

(Source: socriminals, via show-me-our-faulted-stars)

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tardisexuality:

do not trust people who get excited about halloween they may in fact be skeletons

(Source: transisted, via coffee-and-tea-with-sara)

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allteensrelate:

epilogueorsomething:

allteensrelate:

I don’t care who you are if you take my last nugget or slice of pizza you are dead to me

Even your grandmother?

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(via nickisanaconda)

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framewxrk:

too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me

(via geekitygeek)

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420-666:

CONSTANTLY WORRIED I AM NOT MAKING ENOUGH THINGS TO VALIDATE MY EXISTENCE 

(via princess-weiss-schnee)

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colorfulhowell:

Dan agrees with Tom’s views

(via taylorhowell)

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buttcramps:

simple tips to gain my friendship

  • have a dog
  • show me pictures of your dog
  • invite me over to pet your dog
  • be a dog
  • dog

(via dutchster)

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mydisneystories:

caitie-lu:

Disney Almost Kisses

THIS PHYSICALLY HURTS

(via cafededuy)

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